PORTUGAL WT UPDATE

Photo: Sean Rowland/rowlandphotgraphy.com

Sad face Jordy

Davo punting to advance

Photo: ASPWORLDTOUR.COM

10/13/10: Davo made an impressive run in Portugal pushing all the way into the Semi finals before taking second to Kelly Slater, while Jordy Smith battled with Jeremy Flores to advance to the finals. It was a Jordy vs. Kelly final but in the end Slater ended up taking out Jordy with a 13.33 to Jordy’s 11.43.

10/12/2010: Thanks to Mason’s pep talk Davo “smashed” Taylor Knox in round 3. And due to customer complaints we put the star thingy in all the bad words but we’re pretty sure they’re just talking about eating Octopus.

We just got an exclusive update from sometime …Lost rider Chris “Davo” Davidson from his hotel room in Portugal. Fellow …Lost rider Mason Ho just got off the plane from Brasil and was scouring the internet for Davo World Tour updates and was stopped in his tracks by the man himself. Here is their conversation.

DAVO: mason hoooooooo whats doing bro

MASON: HOLLLLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU RITE HERE WITH JOE ALANI AND UR FACE BOOOK

DAVO: just in portugal with your sis and dad

MASON: I AM THE NUMBER WUN DAVO FAN! SOOO SICK!!!!!! CANT WAIT TO KICK IT WITH YA AGAIN

DAVO: funny sh*t hey

MASON: I HAVNT SEEN BUT IM GONNA CHECK DAILY FROM NOW ON FOR SURE

DAVO: hawaii 2010 here we come mateyy

MASON: ILL CHECK IN WITH YA EVERY DAY IF WHAT I HEARD IS REAL. F*CK YEAHHH cant wait to surf with ya

DAVO: whats that. what did you hear

MASON: get into the sunset train station/PIT/SLAB/LOVE BOWL…

DAVO: me to bro love sunset surf with ya

MASON: oh i herd u had the meannn pussy eating status. i loVE it

DAVO: i have been sick with the flu here killin me

MASON: awww f*ck. hope u get betta big brudda

DAVO: probaly from pussy ha

MASON: ahahahahahahahah hero

DAVO: bad pussy. what are you guys doing you going to santa cruz i was going to but i brushed it. see you in hawaii sunset bowl

MASON: perfect i cant wait. yeah im going to s cruz sometime soon

DAVO: speak to you soon off to bed legend got to smash taylor tomoz. good luck and smash shit up bro got faith in ya mate no prisoners ok

MASON: hero!! luv that shit. good luck take care

DAVO: cheers mate take it easy boys wooooow

MASON: u killaaaa gentleman

DAVO: sweet talker davcidson they call me

MASON: th\\heyyy they call me the same

DAVO: sweet cheeks i heard

MASON: haha

DAVO: ha ha aha

MASON: sweet batts

DAVO: see ya big balls. take it easy and be sleazy

MASON: tahahah u kno dat! night ba smoke um like a fat joint

Chris is offline.

Chris is online.

DAVO: now go win santa cruz would ya. see ya mate

MASON: yeheheeee

DAVO: no problem ,over and out sargeant. wear your stripes proud son

MASON: u herooo im telling joe to put this chat on the site. what u think? k i will!!

DAVO: f*ck yeh cuz

MASON: we need davo approval

MASON: ahahahha

MASON: ur like me or im like u sumthinn like that

MASON: dads in there

DAVO: we do it our way the rest can f*ck of to the highway

MASON: hahahahahha. im on that band wagon thats for sureee

DAVO: you know it see ya mate. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MASON: carves and airs huh. i seen u lately? whats up wth that ba??

DAVO: beers and babes

MASON: ooo ur f*cked

DAVO: pits and pink bits

MASON: ha beers babes big butts and big punts ba

DAVO: ha ha ha night mate see you soon your a funny cunt

MASON: pits and .. hahaha pink pits u ffukaaa. k get ur CT sleep. i like taylor too tho just for the record. hahahaa

DAVO: cheers rip it up cuz all the best mate. hes going downnnnnnnnn

MASON: ahaha k im taking notes on ur pre game. i like it

DAVO: like i go downnnnnnon dirty pussy

MASON: take care big bruddaa miss ya!

DAVO: hooooooorooooooooo

MASON: see ya

Chris is offline.

Chris is online.

DAVO: latess

  • LOSTOZ

    hahaha!!! Davo is a legend for sure! Good on ya mate

  • wade hoppprt

    EPICCCCC

  • Gorkin

    Yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

  • http://lostenterprises.com mr

    no wonder the guy has the flu. is this the asp contest update site? pretty heavy mick n logie heat. travis pretty much slaughtered him and the judges still found a way to almost give it to mick. if you don’t want people thinking your tour is rigged – then be a little careful not to just hand the heats to the guys sponsored by the event sponsor. (kelly gettin put at jbay). mickz 85 to open i seen 42 kids at the nssa last weekend do the same. mick ripz but make em earnit. now go smash slater davo. actuallysince mick went down slater n u should goall night-no sleep-see who gets dirtier- and then see who the real champ is

  • http://lost.com iaintleavinmyname

    my daughters come on this site an love it. could u pleeeeeaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeee cut out the cussing or d# a l#ttle simpl# cens@ring of the bad words? I want them to be able to follow dirty davo n the boyz without having to be exposed to the language.

  • http://www.dicko.com Dicko

    Mommy if you girls like following Davo then the last thing you need to worry about is them reading dirty language on this site. Sounds like they might be just the type of girls that are getting Davo Sick…….

  • Peter Mathews

    Dear Lost,
    When are you guys going to wake up to yourselves & drop Davo from your team?
    He’s the most mythical cunt on the CT at the moment & his little brain snap outbursts in Portugal yesterday highlight his total clueless nature and drug fucked loser mentailty.
    Did he tell you guys he has a history of convicted assaults on women before you signed him? Or maybe he forgot to mention that on his CV???
    What a big man!

    In all honesty he does absolutely nothing for promoting Lost in Australia, if anything he’s doing the opposite because everyone (and I mean everyone, North Narrabeen Locals included) thinks he’s a total cunt of a human and many surfers actually talk about boycotting his sponsors because he’s such a fuckwit.

    Sure, the old school bad boys of surfing like Johnny Boy etc got occassional media hype and attention in mags etc for being heavy but my grandma would seriously whip the short ass crack addict that is Davo’s ass.

    He also thinks he’s the ultimate party animal crazy cat but has nothing on Pottz, Kong & Brad Gerlach back in the day, only difference is these guys could actually surf too…. Fanning can out drink Davo blindfolded these days and still paddle out half cut and smoke him…. and talk to the media afterwards!

    He can’t do airs, doesn’t charge big waves (can’t remember the last time I saw Davo in over 4 foot surf outside a contest) and even his forehand hacks and power surfing he had as a junior are looking very old and ordinary these days.

    Sure, we dont all have to be the preened, media savy enviro-conscious poster pin up boys that the big players in the industry seem to love to embrace but I’m just not sure of your marketing objectives or who’s running the team management show at Lost and what their ideas are sponsoring such a half wit.

    You’re totally wasting any investment in him what so ever, I can’t believe after his brain snap spray at Lost in waves mag its you still kept him on!

    His style in the water is frankly shithouse and he has a moronic attitude to match.

    While surfing is finally getting the media attention it deserves in Australia and in the States with live broadcast on TV & the web Davo does a no show against Slater… Was that a tactical move??? Secret plan to get behind on the ratings ladder???? Or was he just too mashed to know what the fuck was going on???

    Do yourselves & the company a favor, if Lost is ever to get a real start in Oz you need to get rid of this moronic shitbag from your team.

    I look forwards to your reply,

    Pete

  • wouter

    davo in the quarters. fucking epic.

  • The Colonel

    Vulcan sick Spock; DAVO for president!!! Good on ya mate and classic salute to Slaters alley-oop, but sorry u r out! I got u winning PR, doing well in Hawaii and cracking the top 5 in pts; & i told Reola, he has to give u a raise then and fire Dyvel and make me team manager! You’ll love the Colonel! Im Americas version of Davo and ive beat kelly a few times as well! Hope to meet ya soon bro, congrats and gr8 banter between U and Mason; fuking classic!!! Im 10 lesbians on crack trapped in a mans body as well! Go smoke em’ in PR mate and cheers on the 3rd! Sean “The Col.” Volland

  • http://www.lostenterprises.com/team/colin-deveze- Matt D-Vez

    Davo salute to Kelly was so classic… made me laugh my A*S off!

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